1 00:00:05,630 --> 00:00:08,020 noflike krystdagen, elkenien. 2 00:00:08,030 --> 00:00:10,970 ik haw wat geweldige nijs.wy krije allegear-- 3 00:00:10,980 --> 00:00:12,710 - beferzen steaks. - ipod neat? 4 00:00:12,720 --> 00:00:15,260 - kleurige truien? - nee, better. 5 00:00:15,270 --> 00:00:21,340 wy krije om mei te dwaan oan in woldiedigens programma neamd "brieven oan santa." 6 00:00:21,940 --> 00:00:22,990 nee, dit is geweldich. 7 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:26,160 it postkantoar sammelet brieven dat earme bern skriuwe oan santa, 8 00:00:26,190 --> 00:00:28,560 en dan geane wy en keapje se wha 9 00:00:28,570 --> 00:00:31,260 sjoch, wy hawwe ús al dien christmas charity wurk. 10 00:00:31,290 --> 00:00:34,990 elkenien hjir chipped yn te krijen sue in beha. 11 00:00:35,610 --> 00:00:37,370 - dat is folle better. - swiet! 12 00:00:37,380 --> 00:00:39,470 kom op, sil gjinien oars as ik dit dwaan? 13 00:00:39,480 --> 00:00:44,250 no, ik, foar ien, tink dat it in geweldich idee is, want kryst is in tiid fan jaan. 14 00:00:44,270 --> 00:00:45,150 bist dronken? 15 00:00:45,160 --> 00:00:47,000 op 'e geast fan kryst. 16 00:00:47,010 --> 00:00:49,700 it is sa goedkeap, hege-proof brandy ik fûn. 17 00:00:49,720 --> 00:00:51,590 ik hoopje dat it net seizoensgebonden is. 18 00:00:51,600 --> 00:00:53,140 ik nim ien, mw. sitroen. 19 00:00:53,180 --> 00:00:55,100 ik hâld fan minsken te helpen minder fortute as my. 20 00:00:55,110 --> 00:00:56,250 wêr fine jo se? 21 00:00:56,270 --> 00:00:58,500 der binne dizze nigerianen op it ynternet dy't my helpe. 22 00:00:58,510 --> 00:01:02,840 harkje nei dit: "dear santa, myn namme is chanel jenkins. 23 00:01:02,850 --> 00:01:07,310 "Ik wol wat nije skuon "dus ik kin nei skoalle rinne. 24 00:01:07,320 --> 00:01:10,790 myn dream is te wêzen in dokter op in dei - " 25 00:01:11,390 --> 00:01:14,120 dat bern sil nea dokter wurde. 26 00:01:14,140 --> 00:01:16,710 better keapje it in jet ski. 27 00:01:17,060 --> 00:01:20,970 - dit is wêr't de fakânsjes oer geane. - okee. 28 00:01:21,880 --> 00:01:24,230 noflike krystdagen, elkenien. 29 00:01:26,300 --> 00:01:27,210 Hallo? 30 00:01:27,220 --> 00:01:28,500 ik bin ee, sitroen. 31 00:01:28,520 --> 00:01:30,250 wêr bisto? ik hear sinneskyn. 32 00:01:30,260 --> 00:01:33,400 ik ducked del nei florida foar in ferrassing betiid kryst. 33 00:01:33,410 --> 00:01:35,660 ik ferskynde trije dagen te betiid, joech myn mem kado's. 34 00:01:35,670 --> 00:01:38,130 hja neamde se allegearre "adekwaat". it is in krystwûnder. 35 00:01:38,140 --> 00:01:41,080 goed, ik bin bliid om te hearren dat it gie goed. fertel Colleen dat ik hoi sei. 36 00:01:41,090 --> 00:01:43,580 ik woe dat ik koe, mar sy is út foar har moarnskuorre. 37 00:01:43,590 --> 00:01:45,220 ik bin fuort om in echte kryst te hawwen. 38 00:01:45,240 --> 00:01:48,850 fleane nei Rio, tan yn it bleat. 39 00:01:48,860 --> 00:01:50,390 ynset op guon aap wrakselje. 40 00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:52,820 krekt as Norman rockwell tekene it altyd. 41 00:01:52,830 --> 00:01:53,850 goed, in goede flecht. 42 00:01:53,860 --> 00:01:56,400 ik koe dêr fleane sûnder in fleantúch. 43 00:02:08,540 --> 00:02:09,590 mem. 44 00:02:09,600 --> 00:02:17,550 -=http://sfile.ydy.com=- grutsk presintearret 45 00:02:18,130 --> 00:02:26,230 -=http://sfile.ydy.com=- syngronisearje:ßÇÈâÈâ 46 00:02:26,240 --> 00:02:31,360 30 Rock Season03 Episode06 Christmas Special 47 00:02:31,740 --> 00:02:35,640 hey, toofer, kin ik in bern keapje fubu? is dat in swear? 48 00:02:35,650 --> 00:02:39,040 okee, wylst fubu sels net profaan is, 49 00:02:39,050 --> 00:02:41,050 - ik tink dat -- - tankje jo. 50 00:02:41,420 --> 00:02:43,340 sitroen. 51 00:02:43,350 --> 00:02:45,290 wat dochsto hjir? wêrom bisto net yn Rio? 52 00:02:45,300 --> 00:02:49,540 ik sloech har. coleen. ik sloech har mei myn auto. 53 00:02:49,550 --> 00:02:51,610 wat? oh, myn god.is sy-- 54 00:02:51,620 --> 00:02:53,690 it giet goed mei har. sy is better as goed. 55 00:02:53,700 --> 00:02:56,920 se jouwe har in titanium hip. lykas de terminator. 56 00:02:56,930 --> 00:02:58,880 it sil har allinich machtiger meitsje. 57 00:02:58,890 --> 00:02:59,900 goed, giet it goed? 58 00:02:59,910 --> 00:03:03,830 hoe kin ik wêze? sy is hjir, no, yn myn hûs. 59 00:03:03,840 --> 00:03:07,300 guon kwak dokter sterk oanrikkemandearre dat se by faly wêze soe. 60 00:03:07,310 --> 00:03:10,130 oh-ho-ho, en colleen hat dy net mist. 61 00:03:12,680 --> 00:03:14,390 ja mem? 62 00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:18,940 well, wêrom net besykje te nimmen ien fan de in protte tekkens fan jo ôf as jo it waarm fiele? 63 00:03:18,950 --> 00:03:22,480 ja wit ik. it is dreech. it libben is dreech. 64 00:03:22,490 --> 00:03:25,540 nee, ik wie net. ik wie gewoan my de holle krassen. 65 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:28,300 as jo wat nedich hawwe, gewoan rop nei de portier del. 66 00:03:28,320 --> 00:03:30,080 ja, hy praat wol Ingelsk, mem. 67 00:03:30,120 --> 00:03:32,600 jamaikaanske minsken spriek eng-- 68 00:03:32,960 --> 00:03:35,070 hja hong op. 69 00:03:35,660 --> 00:03:38,750 ik moast myn reis annulearje, der bart neat op it wurk, 70 00:03:38,770 --> 00:03:40,970 elkenien dy't ik ken is fuort foar de fakânsje. 71 00:03:40,980 --> 00:03:45,720 it is gewoan ik en colleen, hielendal allinnich. sitroen... 72 00:03:45,730 --> 00:03:50,510 ien fan har koffers wie gewoan pruiken. 73 00:03:50,520 --> 00:03:53,840 sjoch, ik doch net myn gewoane ding ek dit jier. 74 00:03:53,850 --> 00:03:56,450 wolsto dat ik foarby kom letter, en sis hoi tsjin dyn mem? 75 00:03:56,470 --> 00:03:57,640 wolle jo asjebleaft? 76 00:03:57,650 --> 00:03:59,870 jo, wiswier. ik sil har fermeitsje. 77 00:03:59,880 --> 00:04:05,150 witst, ik tocht krekt yn 'e dûs fannemoarn, wat as Sint Nick wie nic cage? 78 00:04:05,170 --> 00:04:07,800 want it kin gean a lyts wat as dit-- 79 00:04:07,810 --> 00:04:11,740 tofer! toofer, myn man. hoe is it mei trúkjes? 80 00:04:11,750 --> 00:04:14,260 ho ho ho! 81 00:04:14,270 --> 00:04:16,910 nee, dat klinkt mear as joan rivers. 82 00:04:20,930 --> 00:04:22,840 hoi, bist hast klear? wy moat hjir wei... 83 00:04:22,850 --> 00:04:25,080 foardat immen my herkent. 84 00:04:25,090 --> 00:04:28,730 ja, ja, ja, ik moat gewoan krije stocking stuffers. en kousen. 85 00:04:28,740 --> 00:04:31,600 wachtsje, wat is dit allegear? do hast fideospultsjes hjir. 86 00:04:31,610 --> 00:04:33,200 en sportapparatuer. in tv? 87 00:04:33,210 --> 00:04:35,760 no, ik wol gewoan meitsje wis dat deshante, njoggen, 88 00:04:35,790 --> 00:04:38,400 en Marcus, fiif jier, hawwe in prachtige kryst. 89 00:04:38,420 --> 00:04:40,450 sille jo echt wrapje al dizze kado's? 90 00:04:40,490 --> 00:04:44,120 fansels sil ik se ynpakke, om't dat dogge jo op kryst. 91 00:04:44,130 --> 00:04:48,020 wat jo net dogge is belje dyn dochter op 22 desimber, 92 00:04:48,040 --> 00:04:51,200 en fertel har dat jo net echt dogge fiel jo derfan om dit jier kryst te hostjen, 93 00:04:51,240 --> 00:04:56,320 omdat sy is 38, en do tocht dat se soe no "har eigen famylje" hawwe. 94 00:04:56,340 --> 00:04:59,410 en dat ynstee, do silst in retreat foar pearen yn Arizona, 95 00:04:59,430 --> 00:05:01,970 it tema dêrfan is "sexy op 70." 96 00:05:01,980 --> 00:05:03,120 oh, nei. 97 00:05:03,150 --> 00:05:05,880 liz, do hast noait mist kryst mei jo famylje. 98 00:05:05,910 --> 00:05:07,080 wit ik. 99 00:05:07,100 --> 00:05:09,390 mar ik haw in nije famylje, de glovers. 100 00:05:09,400 --> 00:05:12,990 en ik sil se krije al dizze rappe santas. 101 00:05:16,230 --> 00:05:20,000 oh, no, ik tocht der fan út dat se dat soene rap, dat is rasistysk fan myn kant. 102 00:05:20,010 --> 00:05:23,740 mar dochs, bêste christmas oait. do bist wolkom, glovers. 103 00:05:29,260 --> 00:05:32,480 mem, wat is sa driuwend dat jo net koene wachtsje oant ik werom kaam fan 'e foardoar? 104 00:05:32,490 --> 00:05:34,590 ik ha myn oare bel nedich. 105 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:38,520 wy ôfpraat, ien troch de bed, en ien by it húske. 106 00:05:39,090 --> 00:05:40,620 Hallo. 107 00:05:40,630 --> 00:05:42,760 oh, liz. 108 00:05:42,770 --> 00:05:44,120 hallo dêr. 109 00:05:44,130 --> 00:05:46,460 sa goed fan jo om my te sjen. 110 00:05:46,470 --> 00:05:48,330 noflike krystdagen, mw. donaghy. 111 00:05:48,340 --> 00:05:50,940 oh, liz, ik bin sa bliid dat jo hjir binne. 112 00:05:50,950 --> 00:05:54,250 ik wol dat jo witte en leauwe, 113 00:05:54,260 --> 00:05:58,360 dat wat my barde yn florida wie in ûngelok. 114 00:05:58,380 --> 00:06:02,220 myn soan Jackie die net rin my mei opsetsin oer. 115 00:06:02,240 --> 00:06:03,690 saak sletten. 116 00:06:03,700 --> 00:06:06,560 en ik wol it net hearre in oar wurd deroer. 117 00:06:06,570 --> 00:06:08,060 mem, it wie fansels in ûngelok. 118 00:06:08,080 --> 00:06:09,560 gjinien seit otrwise. 119 00:06:09,570 --> 00:06:13,700 de echte trageedzje is dat it ûngelok bruts fansels, 120 00:06:13,730 --> 00:06:18,020 it Cartier horloazje dat Jackie joech my betiid dit jier foar kryst. 121 00:06:18,040 --> 00:06:19,070 ho, ho, ho. 122 00:06:19,090 --> 00:06:21,700 it is net cartier. it is chopard. 123 00:06:21,710 --> 00:06:23,860 ja fansels. chopard. 124 00:06:23,870 --> 00:06:27,360 net it Cartier-horloazje, dat woe ik. 125 00:06:27,370 --> 00:06:30,810 uh, liz, uh, koe ik prate even mei dy, asjebleaft? 126 00:06:33,170 --> 00:06:34,120 ik kin dit net dwaan. 127 00:06:34,130 --> 00:06:36,540 ik wit it, it is stressich. de fakânsjes binne altyd stressfolle. 128 00:06:36,550 --> 00:06:37,310 it is net allinnich dat. 129 00:06:37,330 --> 00:06:39,280 no, fan dyn mem sear, en do hâldst fan har. 130 00:06:39,310 --> 00:06:41,300 do ik? doch ik, lemon? 131 00:06:41,310 --> 00:06:43,470 - Ik wachte acht minuten. - wat 132 00:06:43,480 --> 00:06:47,510 neidat ik har sloech, foardat ik 911 belle, ik siet acht minuten yn myn auto. 133 00:06:52,990 --> 00:06:54,400 wat foar soan docht dat oan syn mem? 134 00:06:54,410 --> 00:06:58,010 jack, do wiest yn shock. dy froast. it bart. 135 00:06:58,020 --> 00:07:02,070 it wie in ûngelok, krekt? 136 00:07:03,270 --> 00:07:06,900 wêr flústerje jim twa famkes oer? 137 00:07:10,240 --> 00:07:11,410 wat dogge jim allegearre noch 138 00:07:11,420 --> 00:07:14,560 lutz seach it op, en as wy bliuwe oant de middei telt it as in wurkwike. 139 00:07:14,570 --> 00:07:17,060 en nbc moat betelje foar ús cabs nei it fleanfjild. 140 00:07:17,080 --> 00:07:20,200 tracey, jo hawwe dit jier $300 miljoen makke. 141 00:07:20,210 --> 00:07:23,910 en ik gean net oeral foar kryst. 142 00:07:23,920 --> 00:07:26,270 miss lemon, do bist echt outdid dysels. 143 00:07:26,280 --> 00:07:30,240 dat wurde de lokkichste earme bern sûnt myn broer en ik gie nei Neverland ranch. 144 00:07:30,270 --> 00:07:33,640 se gie oerboard omdat har famylje wikselt dit jier gjin kado's út. 145 00:07:33,660 --> 00:07:36,650 hillige Buddha, wa hâldt fan kryst? 146 00:07:36,660 --> 00:07:38,220 it sil kostje jo a fortún om dit alles te ferstjoeren. 147 00:07:38,250 --> 00:07:39,930 oh nee, ik nim it dêr persoanlik op. 148 00:07:39,940 --> 00:07:43,730 Ik wol dy fan Deshante en Marcus sjen gesichten ljochtsje op as se it krije. 149 00:07:43,740 --> 00:07:49,130 anyway, ik gotta nimme dit oant 245th strjitte en Lawrence Taylor Boulevard. 150 00:07:49,150 --> 00:07:52,610 nee, nee, nee, nee, nee, nee, nee, nee, nee, nee, nei 151 00:07:52,630 --> 00:07:54,980 ik lit dy net yn dy buorman gean 152 00:07:54,990 --> 00:07:57,710 - yn 'e geast fan kryst en kwanzo. - kwanzaa. 153 00:07:57,720 --> 00:08:00,700 en shalam-shizzam ek oan dy, myn suster. 154 00:08:00,720 --> 00:08:02,070 wy geane mei dy de stêd yn. 155 00:08:02,090 --> 00:08:06,940 en tink, dotcom, do bist dêr om my te beskermjen, en net liz lemon. 156 00:08:06,960 --> 00:08:12,620 jonges, wy binne út hjir yn 5,4...3,2-- 157 00:08:12,630 --> 00:08:14,470 spannend nijs, elkenien. 158 00:08:14,490 --> 00:08:19,850 wy sille sette op in live dit jier spesjale krystjûn. 159 00:08:20,230 --> 00:08:22,300 dit jier, lykas yn "moarn," dit jier? 160 00:08:22,320 --> 00:08:23,120 ja, dat is rjocht. 161 00:08:23,130 --> 00:08:26,560 sadly, it sil betsjutte wurkje in protte oeren oer de kommende pear jier, 162 00:08:26,570 --> 00:08:29,990 fuort wêze fan ús leafsten. ús memmen. 163 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:33,730 mar wy sille wêze diel fan jaan amerika de perfekte krystjûn. 164 00:08:33,740 --> 00:08:37,640 it sil sa wurdich wêze it. no, brainstorming sesje. 165 00:08:37,650 --> 00:08:39,090 gean! 166 00:08:39,120 --> 00:08:42,010 ik wol dit net dwaan. 167 00:08:42,650 --> 00:08:46,620 dhr. donaghy, as lieder fan dit groep, ik moat myn foet delsette. 168 00:08:46,660 --> 00:08:49,970 kryst is in hillige tiid foar my en myn surrogaatfamylje. 169 00:08:49,990 --> 00:08:53,670 dus as jo binne ree om te sjen fjouwer 25-jierrige homoseksuele jonges yn 'e eagen 170 00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:58,310 en fertel har dat wy gjin nij sille sjen bern op it blok by de borgata, wês myn gast. 171 00:08:58,340 --> 00:09:01,330 do bist allegear kontraktueel ferplichte om mei te dwaan. 172 00:09:01,340 --> 00:09:04,270 ja menear. ik haw noait leuk dy groep. Sorry. 173 00:09:05,410 --> 00:09:06,970 jack, dit is net earlik. 174 00:09:06,990 --> 00:09:09,230 nim dyn mem problemen net op ús út. 175 00:09:09,250 --> 00:09:11,280 it spyt my, sitroen, ik bin gewoan besykje troch kryst te kommen. 176 00:09:11,290 --> 00:09:12,180 en wat dan? 177 00:09:12,210 --> 00:09:13,690 ik fûn in ferpleechhûs foar de kust fan Maine 178 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:16,530 rinne troch itselde Frânske bedriuw dy't tafersjoch hâlde op de ballingskip fan Napoleon. 179 00:09:16,560 --> 00:09:19,710 hja sil minsklik behannele wurde, mar der sil gjin ûntkommen wêze. 180 00:09:19,720 --> 00:09:21,850 noflike krystdagen. 181 00:09:29,150 --> 00:09:30,880 tige tank foar it dragen dat. 182 00:09:30,910 --> 00:09:32,610 ik sil jim letter iten keapje. 183 00:09:32,620 --> 00:09:35,690 liz, wy hawwe beide freondinnen. 184 00:09:36,590 --> 00:09:38,990 dit is it. 4d. 185 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:41,980 tracey, ik bin nedich jo in foto meitsje. 186 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:43,820 jo druk gewoan op de lytse knop boppe. 187 00:09:43,850 --> 00:09:47,160 tige tank. ik nea hat earder in kamera operearre. 188 00:09:47,170 --> 00:09:49,630 ik bin serieus. th wie tige behelpsum. 189 00:09:49,640 --> 00:09:52,750 oh, ok. soargje derfoar dat jo de knuffel krije. 190 00:09:55,160 --> 00:09:56,960 oh, hi. 191 00:09:56,990 --> 00:10:01,170 ik brocht dizze kado's as diel fan de brieven oan santa programma. 192 00:10:01,720 --> 00:10:02,680 wat is der krekt bard? 193 00:10:02,690 --> 00:10:04,610 wat is de ferline tiid foar "scam?" 194 00:10:04,620 --> 00:10:05,710 is it "scrumped?" 195 00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:08,620 liz citroen, ik tink dat jo krekt fergriemd binne. 196 00:10:09,610 --> 00:10:12,320 donaghy wol in santa kostúm en in mw. claus. 197 00:10:12,330 --> 00:10:13,830 1,2,3,4,5. 198 00:10:13,840 --> 00:10:19,170 jingle bell hielendal yn in iepen sleat fan ien hynder 199 00:10:19,180 --> 00:10:22,020 nee. alfonso, ik bin op 'e seis, do bist op de fjouwer. 200 00:10:22,030 --> 00:10:24,600 kom op, 1,2,3,4,5. 201 00:10:26,700 --> 00:10:31,050 ah, myn lytse elven oan it wurk. sjocht der goed út, gang. sjocht der goed út. 202 00:10:34,290 --> 00:10:36,580 jo realisearje dat wy geane yn fjouwer kear oerwurk. 203 00:10:36,590 --> 00:10:37,770 dus wat? 204 00:10:37,780 --> 00:10:40,070 wy jouwe Amearika de perfekte kryst, pete. 205 00:10:40,080 --> 00:10:42,580 der binne wat bern út dêr dy't nea krije dat. 206 00:10:42,590 --> 00:10:44,410 ik wit dat ik it net die. 207 00:10:44,730 --> 00:10:46,690 net mei Colleen om. 208 00:10:46,710 --> 00:10:48,110 myn heit wie lang fuort. 209 00:10:48,120 --> 00:10:52,090 sa elke kryst, Colleen soe bringe har freon mr. schwartz oer foar iten, 210 00:10:52,110 --> 00:10:54,760 en hja makket my spylje lieten op 'e piano, en hja soe foar him sjonge. 211 00:10:54,770 --> 00:10:56,120 myn âlden skieden doe't ik njoggen wie - 212 00:10:56,130 --> 00:10:57,700 en alle jierren, de it skriklike momint kaam, 213 00:10:57,710 --> 00:11:00,940 doe't ik soe fange mr. schwartz myn mem har bonkige dij aaie. 214 00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:04,510 en ik soe sizze "eagen op 'e toetsen, Jackie jonge, hâld dyn eagen op 'e kaaien." 215 00:11:04,530 --> 00:11:05,860 en se soene my freegje spielwite kryst, 216 00:11:05,880 --> 00:11:09,830 en it soe feroarje yn guon boozy burleske travesty. 217 00:11:09,850 --> 00:11:12,430 elke kear as ik dat hear ferske, ik wurd wekker. 218 00:11:12,440 --> 00:11:14,130 wat is der mis mei my? 219 00:11:14,140 --> 00:11:16,980 ik moat... no nei de propgearkomste gean. 220 00:11:16,990 --> 00:11:19,860 sy is de reden. sy is wêrom it barde. 221 00:11:20,650 --> 00:11:23,030 dus de oertiid? 222 00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:25,210 goedkard, ja. 223 00:11:25,800 --> 00:11:28,500 it is kryst. 224 00:11:29,750 --> 00:11:31,890 - folgjende. - ja, einliks. 225 00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:36,190 hoi, ik soe graach mei wa prate wolle skermt de brieven oan santa. 226 00:11:36,200 --> 00:11:38,470 dan prate jo better mei dy doaze. 227 00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:40,920 uh, miskien kinne jo my helpe, trene. 228 00:11:40,930 --> 00:11:42,820 - irene. - irene. 229 00:11:42,830 --> 00:11:47,330 ik leau dat ik it slachtoffer wie fan in scam ock died troch de mails, dus-- 230 00:11:47,340 --> 00:11:48,510 dêr kinne wy neat oan dwaan. 231 00:11:48,520 --> 00:11:51,410 ik bin it net mei iens. ik tink dat der binne in protte dingen kinne wy dwaan. 232 00:11:51,420 --> 00:11:54,810 ik wol tagong krije ta elke folkstelling ynformaasje dy't jo hawwe foar dit adres. 233 00:11:54,820 --> 00:11:55,400 Nee. 234 00:11:55,410 --> 00:11:57,750 boppedat soe ik graach wolle praat mei de briefdrager... 235 00:11:57,760 --> 00:11:59,130 jo witte dat wy slute yn fiif minuten, krekt? 236 00:11:59,140 --> 00:12:03,360 - wa tsjinsten zip-plus-fjouwer. - sil nea barre. 237 00:12:03,370 --> 00:12:05,070 kinne jo my helpe mei har? 238 00:12:05,090 --> 00:12:06,540 oh, echt? 239 00:12:06,550 --> 00:12:09,560 wy binne beide swart, dus wy moatte inoar kenne? 240 00:12:09,570 --> 00:12:12,060 - hey, irene! - hoi, tracey. 241 00:12:12,070 --> 00:12:15,020 - hat Vicky jo mei dizze baan heakke? - jo. 242 00:12:15,030 --> 00:12:17,250 famke, do kinst better stopje. 243 00:12:17,720 --> 00:12:20,140 hey, jo kenne de postmaster net 244 00:12:20,150 --> 00:12:23,140 ik wol, mar wy hienen in útfal oer de jerry garcia stimpel. 245 00:12:23,180 --> 00:12:26,740 ik bedoel, as ik in hippie slikje wol, ik soe gewoan de telefoantsjes fan joan baez weromkomme. 246 00:12:26,750 --> 00:12:29,080 hast itselde oan klean as juster? 247 00:12:29,110 --> 00:12:30,740 ik haw gjin kar. ik kin net nei hûs. 248 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,600 oh, kom op. do kinst nei hûs. 249 00:12:32,610 --> 00:12:37,770 nee, ik net. fannacht, wy hiene ... in ynsidint. 250 00:12:38,710 --> 00:12:41,190 jackie, leave. 251 00:12:41,200 --> 00:12:45,350 kinne jo krije dizze swiere wol tekken ûnder my wei? 252 00:12:45,360 --> 00:12:48,730 ik swit as in druvenplukker. 253 00:12:49,140 --> 00:12:53,820 kom op, set my werom deryn... jacqueline. 254 00:12:55,680 --> 00:12:57,250 myn oare hip! 255 00:12:57,270 --> 00:12:59,870 ik tink dat it ûnderbewuste wie. ik haw genôch hân. 256 00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:02,360 50 jier krityk en gefoelens fan ûnfoldwaande. 257 00:13:02,380 --> 00:13:04,710 50 ferneatige krystdagen. ik wol frij wêze. 258 00:13:04,720 --> 00:13:05,650 wat sizze jo? 259 00:13:05,660 --> 00:13:07,060 ik kin net allinnich mei har wêze. 260 00:13:07,080 --> 00:13:09,920 do sjochst, lemon, myn mem is as in firus, en myn lichem besiket har kwyt te reitsjen. 261 00:13:09,950 --> 00:13:12,270 goede god, se kin it net witte ik haw dizze gedachten. 262 00:13:12,280 --> 00:13:13,620 fan de acht minuten kin se net witte. 263 00:13:13,630 --> 00:13:16,110 as se wist, soe se my hawwe arrestearre. se hat it earder dien. 264 00:13:16,120 --> 00:13:19,050 hey, de snoepstokken binne foar de show. 265 00:13:21,210 --> 00:13:22,820 oh, hoe gie it yn 'e stêd, mw. lemon? 266 00:13:22,840 --> 00:13:23,740 ik sil dy fertelle hoe't it gien is. 267 00:13:23,750 --> 00:13:26,180 ik yntsjinne in rapport mei de better saaklik buro. 268 00:13:26,190 --> 00:13:31,450 Ik sil net rêste oant de brieven to santa programma wurdt ôfsletten. 269 00:13:31,460 --> 00:13:33,620 wat is der mis mei dy? 270 00:13:33,640 --> 00:13:35,710 do bist in echte scrooge. 271 00:13:35,720 --> 00:13:37,880 it wiene mar twa dudes, Kenneth. 272 00:13:37,890 --> 00:13:41,020 se hawwe my oplicht, en no binne se ferkeapje dat spul op ebay. 273 00:13:41,040 --> 00:13:45,870 k der wiene gjin bern omheech dêr, en dêr hjir wiene perfoarst gjin knuffels. 274 00:13:45,900 --> 00:13:48,610 well, as alles wat jo wolle is in knuffel fan in swarte persoan ... 275 00:13:48,640 --> 00:13:51,090 miskien moatte jo gewoan host de priis is rjocht. 276 00:13:51,100 --> 00:13:53,760 ik leau gjin minsken soe dat dwaan, mw. sitroen. 277 00:13:53,790 --> 00:13:55,850 dit is in religieuze fakânsje. 278 00:13:55,860 --> 00:13:58,090 wannear hat religy oait problemen feroarsake? 279 00:13:58,110 --> 00:13:59,780 kenneth, do bist nayf. 280 00:13:59,820 --> 00:14:02,580 en jo dogge as in echt c-wurd no. 281 00:14:02,590 --> 00:14:05,380 dat is rjocht, in cranky sue. 282 00:14:05,390 --> 00:14:09,160 ik wit dat yn myn hert bern krigen dy kado's. 283 00:14:09,180 --> 00:14:12,490 dat diene se net, Kenneth. ik sil bewize it oan dy. it is dinner break. 284 00:14:12,500 --> 00:14:15,500 trac, wy geane de stêd yn. 285 00:14:15,510 --> 00:14:18,190 goed, ik sil grizz en dotcom skilje. 286 00:14:18,210 --> 00:14:20,570 ik bin der wis fan dat se neat dogge. 287 00:14:23,590 --> 00:14:28,060 Nee. dokter Williams sei "grinzen." 288 00:14:34,270 --> 00:14:36,630 mem, do moatst net wêze dysels sa ynspanne. 289 00:14:36,660 --> 00:14:39,720 it spyt my dat it wurk my fan ... 290 00:14:39,730 --> 00:14:40,990 mear tiid mei dy trochbringe. 291 00:14:41,020 --> 00:14:43,410 wat foar tiid, Jackie? 292 00:14:43,420 --> 00:14:46,310 acht minuten, miskien? 293 00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:49,060 john francis donaghy. 294 00:14:49,080 --> 00:14:52,340 hoe koesto? hoe koesto? 295 00:14:52,350 --> 00:14:55,530 acht minuten wachtsje om 911 te skiljen. 296 00:14:55,550 --> 00:14:56,360 ik kin it net leauwe. 297 00:14:56,370 --> 00:14:57,560 ik wit net watsto bist it oer, mem. 298 00:14:57,570 --> 00:14:59,350 ik moat no wer oan it wurk. 299 00:14:59,360 --> 00:15:01,480 útstald a! 300 00:15:02,650 --> 00:15:08,150 dyn mobile telefoan bi do makkest in oprop nei 911 at 8:16. 301 00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:12,680 útstalling b. it horloazje dat myn soan joech my foar kryst. 302 00:15:12,690 --> 00:15:14,740 net dejinge dy't ik woe, trouwens. 303 00:15:14,750 --> 00:15:18,160 do hiest it krekt ynsteld foardat it bruts, fansels, 304 00:15:18,180 --> 00:15:20,870 doe't dyn auto rammed yn my del yn florida. 305 00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:24,920 en it stoppe om 8:08. 306 00:15:24,930 --> 00:15:30,100 útstalling c. 16 min acht is acht. 307 00:15:30,110 --> 00:15:35,020 nûmers, yn tsjinstelling ta bern, net lige. wat foar soan - 308 00:15:35,030 --> 00:15:39,370 wat foar mem teste har soan dy john kennedy stoar om't hy yn 'e tsjerke praat? 309 00:15:39,380 --> 00:15:42,140 of fertelt har soan doe't er wie stimd byskrift fan it dûkteam, 310 00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:44,320 "wat in geweldige manier om jonges te moetsjen." 311 00:15:44,330 --> 00:15:47,340 of útnoegje frjemde manlju oer op krystjûn! 312 00:15:47,370 --> 00:15:49,910 draai dit net om, Jackie! 313 00:15:49,930 --> 00:15:51,490 meitsje dit net oer my! 314 00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:53,960 it giet altyd oer dy. 315 00:15:53,990 --> 00:15:55,550 ik bin 50 jier âld. 316 00:15:55,580 --> 00:15:57,710 do hast elk ferneatige kryst dy't ik ea hân haw, 317 00:15:57,740 --> 00:15:59,800 en ik lit dy net nim dizze ek del. 318 00:15:59,810 --> 00:16:01,830 do giest by my wei! 319 00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:03,960 mear snie masines! 320 00:16:07,260 --> 00:16:10,990 sjoch, Kenneth, dy tekeningen binne in oanwizing dat bern wenje hjir. 321 00:16:11,010 --> 00:16:12,760 of basquiat. 322 00:16:12,770 --> 00:16:16,350 en dizze bleate doar is in oplichterij doar. 323 00:16:16,370 --> 00:16:19,810 nee, hjir wenje bern. ik wit it. 324 00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:22,060 meitsje jo klear om jo lytse bubbel barst. 325 00:16:22,070 --> 00:16:25,480 kom op, kryst. kom op, kryst. 326 00:16:25,490 --> 00:16:27,960 Hallo? 327 00:16:28,700 --> 00:16:32,610 oh myn god. bisto deshante en marcus? 328 00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:36,190 en hast de kado's? dêr binne kado's ûnder de beam? 329 00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:38,700 ik die dat. ik haw dat spul foar dy. 330 00:16:38,710 --> 00:16:41,370 ik bin dejinge dy't Kryst barren makke. 331 00:16:41,380 --> 00:16:43,170 hoe sit it mei santa? 332 00:16:43,180 --> 00:16:46,800 heit, se sei dat d'r gjin santa claus is. 333 00:16:46,810 --> 00:16:47,860 wat is der mis mei dy? 334 00:16:47,890 --> 00:16:50,230 nee, ik bin... ik die it goed ding.ik krige in brief fan-- 335 00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:53,720 ja, de brief dy't sei "dear santa," net "leafste iensume blanke dame." 336 00:16:53,730 --> 00:16:54,850 it spyt my. 337 00:16:54,860 --> 00:17:00,830 koe ik biede dy kaartsjes foar in live christmas spesjaal yn 'e tradysje fan Andy Williams? 338 00:17:02,370 --> 00:17:06,190 goed, do hie gelyk. sa ja, do hie gelyk. 339 00:17:10,830 --> 00:17:13,070 - witsto dat dyn mem hjir is? - kin mi neat skille. 340 00:17:13,080 --> 00:17:16,760 ik besykje te produsearje in Christmas spesjale dat makket dat it in prachtich libben liket op pulpfiksje. 341 00:17:16,770 --> 00:17:18,030 wêr is de hel mrs. claus? 342 00:17:18,040 --> 00:17:19,670 do kinst gjin krystjûn sûnder har. 343 00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:21,080 wat is der mis mei jim minsken? 344 00:17:21,090 --> 00:17:22,500 wy binne oer 30 sekonden. 345 00:17:22,520 --> 00:17:23,590 hoe koene jo net hawwe Mrs. claus? 346 00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:26,560 ik wist net dat jo wiene serieus oer dat, dus ik snij it. 347 00:17:26,580 --> 00:17:28,270 do kinst net snije mefrou. claus. 348 00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:29,900 elkenien wit dat op krystjûn, 349 00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:33,160 frou Claus hinget jo kousen op, dan set út iten foar santa. 350 00:17:33,180 --> 00:17:36,340 dan sjonge jo ferskes om 'e piano oant se dy ynpakt. 351 00:17:36,360 --> 00:17:38,160 hat dyn mem net dien tt? 352 00:17:38,170 --> 00:17:40,450 dat is gjin ding, Jack. 353 00:17:40,470 --> 00:17:42,460 ja dat is it. Nee. 354 00:17:42,470 --> 00:17:45,650 frou claus moat west hawwe wat spesjaal dat Colleen die. 355 00:17:45,670 --> 00:17:47,830 wierskynlik te meitsjen foar de feit dat jo heit der net wie. 356 00:17:47,850 --> 00:17:50,350 nee, kryst yn 'e donaghy hûs wie ferskriklik. 357 00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:53,390 haw ik dy net ferteld oer myn mem's kerstfreon? 358 00:17:53,410 --> 00:17:56,470 goede âlde frederik augustus otto schwartz e tredde? 359 00:17:56,490 --> 00:17:58,770 f.a.o.schwartz? lykas de boartersguodwinkel? 360 00:17:58,780 --> 00:18:02,250 syn famylje hie guon boartersguodwinkels, ja. dus wat? 361 00:18:02,550 --> 00:18:07,160 jack, ik tink dat dyn mem útsteld hat kryst om jo bern kado's te krijen. 362 00:18:07,170 --> 00:18:08,380 sy die it foar dy. 363 00:18:08,390 --> 00:18:11,240 net mooglik. sy net doch alles foar ús. 364 00:18:11,250 --> 00:18:13,120 no, ik wit dat jim aardich earm wiene. 365 00:18:13,130 --> 00:18:15,990 hasto in protte kado's? 366 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,910 do koest de beam net iens sjen. 367 00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:21,450 yn 5,4,3... 368 00:18:21,470 --> 00:18:26,700 ús earste gast hat mei elkenien songen fan paul anka oant krokodil dundee. 369 00:18:26,720 --> 00:18:28,690 oer nei piano. 370 00:18:28,700 --> 00:18:33,770 dames en hearen, jenna maroney! 371 00:18:35,840 --> 00:18:41,450 ♪ kastanjes roastje op in iepen fjoer ♪ 372 00:18:41,460 --> 00:18:47,410 ♪ jack frost knypt dyn noas ♪ 373 00:18:48,010 --> 00:18:53,050 ♪ yuletide carols wêzen songen troch it koar ♪ 374 00:18:53,060 --> 00:18:58,200 ♪ en minsken ferklaaid as eskimo's ♪ 375 00:18:58,210 --> 00:19:04,760 ♪ elkenien wit in kalkoen en wat mistel ♪ 376 00:19:04,770 --> 00:19:08,580 liz lemon, ik wit dat jo sille wês allinnich op krystdei. 377 00:19:08,590 --> 00:19:11,600 dus as jo wolle, kinne jo besteegje it mei de jordans. 378 00:19:11,630 --> 00:19:12,980 Ik soe graach wolle, tracey. 379 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,000 goed, wy binne om 2:00 oere. 380 00:19:15,010 --> 00:19:19,200 myn bern hawwe in pinda-allergie, mar hûnen ite allinnich steak. 381 00:19:21,020 --> 00:19:22,460 okee. 382 00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:28,630 ♪ se witte dat santa ûnderweis is...♪ 383 00:19:32,430 --> 00:19:35,280 wat is der oan de hân mei dy? 384 00:19:35,290 --> 00:19:37,850 ik hâld fan dy, mem, en ik wol net dat jo stjerre. 385 00:19:37,870 --> 00:19:40,880 Ik gean noait, Jackie. 386 00:19:40,910 --> 00:19:48,120 ♪ om te sjen oft rindieren wit echt hoe te fleanen ♪ 387 00:19:53,590 --> 00:20:01,580 ♪ en dus bied ik oan dizze ienfâldige sin ♪ 388 00:20:02,980 --> 00:20:10,790 ♪ foar bern k fan 1 oant 92 ♪ 389 00:20:11,590 --> 00:20:19,330 ♪ hoewol it is sein in protte kearen in protte manieren ♪ 390 00:20:19,690 --> 00:20:23,660 ♪ noflike krystdagen ♪ 391 00:20:23,670 --> 00:20:27,570 ♪ noflike krystdagen ♪ 392 00:20:27,580 --> 00:20:32,260 ♪ noflike krystdagen ♪ 393 00:20:32,270 --> 00:20:38,470 ♪ oan dy ♪ 394 00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:41,890 ♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪